This is all for the best. Him being ignorant, that is. If Darcy knew it had been three years since his last kiss, she'd definitely have to remedy that as her civic duty. Especially given that she counts herself safely amongst the not deranged population, thank you very much.

Not that this is the time. This really isn't the time, in fact. She curses herself for sticking to the gravely serious matter at hand, rather than continuing to deflect, but is able to remind that it's important.

"I'd like that." Her face scrunches up for a second. "I mean, I'd like knowing how to do that. I hope I'd never have to actually do it."