He considers asking if she'll feel better talking about something that's not her own issues, but (wisely) reconsiders on grounds of that sounding dickish.

So instead: "My best friend's toddler is here, except he's nineteen now. Lily's baby is here and he's twenty-odd, or something. Black remains terminally unable to exist without furiously wanking over his projected dislike of me-- but at least Edgeworth's gone."

All recited perfectly deadpan.