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[darkart]

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SEVERUS SNAPE

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[pushfall]

Look, not having a gun on me at all times doesn't mean that I don't know how to use one, metaphorically or otherwise. I'm not the person you need to worry about.

[ Don't mind the trail of intestines. ]

[darkart]

I'm not worrying, I'm being pragmatic. And I don't really understand guns, anyway. Perhaps you could invest in a scythe.

[ ok now he has to be joking ]

[pushfall]

Are you joking? I can't tell when I'm texting you.

[darkart]

I'm probably joking.

[pushfall]

"Probably."

[darkart]

Probably.

I do have a flick knife you could borrow.

[pushfall]

I think I'd like a scythe better. Is that like a switchblade?

[ It just seems like it should be that, what with the motion and all. ]

[darkart]

I haven't the faintest idea.

[pushfall]

What will you use to defend yourself? Don't say magic. You should have a back up plan.

[darkart]

Do you?

[pushfall]

I thought I told you not to worry about me.

[darkart]

It goes both ways.

I know you haven't seen me do much with magic that isn't functionally domestic. Also getting my nose broken repeatedly. I promise I'll be fine.

[pushfall]

Seems like we're at an impasse.

P.S. Reminding me that someone has broken your nose more than once and putting it next to 'I'll be fine' seems counterproductive.

[darkart]

Seems so. Would you like dinner?

I'd rather get my nose broke than hurt someone too badly when I react.

[pushfall]

Dinner is pretty functionally domestic, Severus.

I'd rather you not get your nose broken.

[darkart]

I'm content to carry on with such things until I need to do otherwise.

In a perfect world.

[pushfall]

I might not be the best company.

In a perfect world, mermaids would be real.

[darkart]

You aren't obliged. I'll be there though.

Mermaids are real.

[pushfall]

How soon?

Stop it.

[darkart]

Quarter hour.

All right.

[pushfall]

See you then.