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[darkart]

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SEVERUS SNAPE

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[pushfall]

I am so curious as to the circumstances that drove you to ban Karma Chameleon. Was this a drive by Boy Georging or a repeat offense?

[darkart]

It bled in somehow from the outside world, and my third years took to singing it entirely too often.

[pushfall]

That's hilarious. I wish I could program ringtones here. It's going to be stuck in my head all day.

[darkart]

Tragic.

[pushfall]

I can make it tragic for you, too, just remember.

So does that mean you have your own brand of pop stars?

[darkart]

At the expense of your own sanity.

Yes.

[pushfall]

I'm willing to take one for the team.

Who's the best?

[darkart]

I don't really keep up with it. Stevie Nicks is a witch, though.

[pushfall]

Seriously?

[darkart]

I suppose I could just tell you anything and there's no way of proving it.

[pushfall]

Well now I'll never believe anything you say. I'm starting to question whether or not you're actually a wizard.

[darkart]

I'd be interested to know what else I could be.

[pushfall]

You could be a karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.

[darkart]

It's still not in my head.

[pushfall]

I'm not giving up. I can do this until it's nighttime in Texas.

[darkart]

All for naught. It can't compete with twenty thirteen year olds.

[pushfall]

Now I have nothing to aspire to, except determining whether or not Stevie Nicks is really a witch.

[darkart]

I'm surprised Fleetwood Mac isn't too old for you.

[pushfall]

I'm surprised Fleetwood Mac is a band you're familiar with. And I'm not that young, but I did grow up with a mother who, despite her career in the show dog industry, had surprisingly good taste in music. Minus that whole Def Leppard thing.

[darkart]

My entire adolescence was in the 70s. Some things are inescapable.

[pushfall]

I wish I could introduce you to some of the things that I used to listen to, growing up. If you thought Karma Chameleon was bad, imagine twenty thirteen-year-old girls singing something called Oops I Did it Again.

[ More like 9-year-olds but who's counting. ]

[darkart]

I'd rather not.

[pushfall]

Fair enough.

[pushfall]

Is Stevie Nicks really a witch, though?

[darkart]

I haven't met her. It's what I've heard.