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pushfall
2014-06-22 01:39 am (UTC)
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It's not a big deal. It hasn't been for a long time.
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darkart
2014-06-22 01:56 am (UTC)
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I have no choice to believe you, but I remain skeptical.
[ What if you get an entrail caught on something. WHAT IF. ]
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:00 am (UTC)
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Why? I've been doing this since I was sixteen.
[ Then she will just DRAG THINGS ALONG. ]
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:02 am (UTC)
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I'm not putting your experience down, I just prefer you'd be able to kill monsters as well as survive them, I suppose.
[ WELL. ]
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:18 am (UTC)
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Are you implying that I'm the kind of girl who wouldn't bring a gun to a knife fight?
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:20 am (UTC)
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Look, not having a gun on me at all times doesn't mean that I don't know how to use one, metaphorically or otherwise. I'm not the person you need to worry about.
[ Don't mind the trail of intestines. ]
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:22 am (UTC)
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I'm not worrying, I'm being pragmatic. And I don't really understand guns, anyway. Perhaps you could invest in a scythe.
[ ok now he has to be joking ]
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:24 am (UTC)
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Are you joking? I can't tell when I'm texting you.
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:25 am (UTC)
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I'm probably joking.
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:27 am (UTC)
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"Probably."
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:31 am (UTC)
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Probably.
I do have a flick knife you could borrow.
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:33 am (UTC)
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I think I'd like a scythe better. Is that like a switchblade?
[ It just seems like it should be that, what with the motion and all. ]
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:35 am (UTC)
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I haven't the faintest idea.
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:41 am (UTC)
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What will you use to defend yourself? Don't say magic. You should have a back up plan.
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:42 am (UTC)
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Do you?
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:45 am (UTC)
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I thought I told you not to worry about me.
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:48 am (UTC)
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It goes both ways.
I know you haven't seen me do much with magic that isn't functionally domestic. Also getting my nose broken repeatedly. I promise I'll be fine.
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:54 am (UTC)
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Seems like we're at an impasse.
P.S. Reminding me that someone has broken your nose more than once and putting it next to 'I'll be fine' seems counterproductive.
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darkart
2014-06-22 05:55 am (UTC)
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Seems so. Would you like dinner?
I'd rather get my nose broke than hurt someone too badly when I react.
Edited (grammar)
2014-06-22 05:55 (UTC)
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pushfall
2014-06-22 05:58 am (UTC)
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Dinner is pretty functionally domestic, Severus.
I'd rather you not get your nose broken.
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darkart
2014-06-22 06:00 am (UTC)
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I'm content to carry on with such things until I need to do otherwise.
In a perfect world.
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pushfall
2014-06-22 06:03 am (UTC)
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I might not be the best company.
In a perfect world, mermaids would be real.
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darkart
2014-06-22 06:04 am (UTC)
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You aren't obliged. I'll be there though.
Mermaids are real.
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pushfall
2014-06-22 06:10 am (UTC)
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How soon?
Stop it.
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darkart
2014-06-22 06:12 am (UTC)
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Quarter hour.
All right.
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2014-06-22 06:16 (UTC)
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[ What if you get an entrail caught on something. WHAT IF. ]
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[ Then she will just DRAG THINGS ALONG. ]
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[ WELL. ]
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[ Don't mind the trail of intestines. ]
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[ ok now he has to be joking ]
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I do have a flick knife you could borrow.
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[ It just seems like it should be that, what with the motion and all. ]
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I know you haven't seen me do much with magic that isn't functionally domestic. Also getting my nose broken repeatedly. I promise I'll be fine.
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P.S. Reminding me that someone has broken your nose more than once and putting it next to 'I'll be fine' seems counterproductive.
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I'd rather get my nose broke than hurt someone too badly when I react.
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I'd rather you not get your nose broken.
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In a perfect world.
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In a perfect world, mermaids would be real.
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Mermaids are real.
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Stop it.
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All right.
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